earliyer this evening i was at work and my stomach was bubbling really bad and all of a sudden i farted and it was cool for bout 5 min. then i tired to fart agiain but this time somthig wanted to come out with it but i held it so i ran outta work fast i had my coilovers i the rear adjusted to semi-soft. and my wipers are working fine i get home go do what i need to do get clean up and go back to work.

on my way back i hit a GIANT pot hole and my car was running fine but when i come out from work 2 hours later and fired up my car and my wipers didn't not work i sat in the parking lot for bout 10 min in the rain trying to figure out wht was wrong but i gave up till i was driving home and thought my motor might be out . but i got home and notice that some wires are spliced on the left side of the car. and i remeber bout a month ago the wipers would just active them selfs i the off position so i move the lever to the lowest postition now i have no freakig wipers at all is going to snoe 9-12" tommorw WIth rain so please i need some suggestions quick

 

#1- Try Gas-X




#2- the wires didn't change color, put them back on the color they are supposed to be with a nice twist and some tape.

 

I just read the longest fragment known to man...

Try reconnecting any severed wires you have underneath your driver's side fender lining..

 

I seriously thought it was going to end with you ****ting in the SC.

 

I thought you were gunna be like " Oh Man, I hit this GIANT pothole and $h!t just spewed out of my Buttle."

 

-________- , you could've skipped the part about you crapping your pants...

 

LOL thought the same thing...really didn't think it was gonna be about the wipers...well the ones on the car anyway haha

 

Man, I thought you were gonna ask how to effectively clean s__t from your seat LOL

 

Thought it would of been in the car lucky you made it!

 

but i am thinking that the wiper motor is out

 

god, you guys crack me up so bad at work. LOL