Seattle SCone

It was a beautiful, sun drenched day near Seattle so we were cruising in the countryside with the top down. I saw a crow flying across us and then heard a raucous "caw." The infernal creature was celebrating its precision drop of a blackberry from its beak into the car. The entire back seat area was now splattered with dark blue berry juice. The thing had hit the rear of my head rest and then disintegrated on the rear seat. Thankfully, some cleaning supplies were had within minutes. Soda water, Formula 409 and ample paper towels removed the inklike mess. I guess the leather antistain protection also helped.

I really suspect that bird knew exactly what it was doing. He was awfully good at it.

LexusSC430

Oh thank god, I thought you were going to talk about Sept 11, I cant handle anymore.....I actually had a bird drop a #2 or is it #1 mixed with #2...lol landed on the black covering and in the seem of the convertible top thingy. Oh well.

ceboyd

I had a problem with birds for a 2 month time period.. drove me nuts.. now they must have found another car to bomb... LOL

LexusSC430

Maybe they lie dormant and are out recruiting new warrior birds for an all out assualt on your lex....better be careful...lol

1NICESC430

Scone ...

Better that he dropped it *before* he ate it?

Sooner

thats good

Larry

That little storage box behind the center console is great for carrying a 12 gauge flare pistol. I keep mine loaded with "00" buckshot and blow those little ****ers out of the sky if they come within 50 feet of my car.

ceboyd

but won't the birds falling out of the sky cause more damage to the car?

Larry

Yes, but it'll be the LAST damage they ever do !

ceboyd

..but there are always gonna be more of their friends along...


..Hey, I hear there are no birds in Greneda, you can always move there... but then you have to worry about the snakes (they ate all the birds)

Larry

Snakes ?? I'll take the birds. As far as their friends, bring em' on.

I won't stop until they're all toast !