I want an automated self targeting .22 automatic on top of my car. I swear, I wash my car, 3 hours later a bird will **** on it. So I go wash it again. I look outside and there is another series of splotches from dear old Big Bird. Grr. There are NO trees nearby. I swear, these birds fly about 10 miles from their tree to hunt down my car. After taking a trip for a few days due to no classes on Monday, I finaly parked this morning. Oh no, big mistake. The birds, coming out in force, enacted their revenge for removing their toilet target for a few days. EVERY panel and piece of glass got it. I mean, everything. Spoiler, trunk lid, especialy the hood and roof, the sides, both bumpers. The car was only out there for 2 hours! What is Mother Nature trying to tell me?!?

 

Hi,

I stopped the donation as it was not very successful -- thanks for wanting to donate though.

As for you e-mail I get several hundred a day so some of them do not get read....

Best way to get me is through Private Message (PM)

Michael

 

Fire that puppy back up again. There are a lot of new members now, maybe you can get some responses. You have my check if you want, just send an address. Plus I kind of want to change my screen name.