The Unofficial WA BS thread
A black guy finds a genie lamp. Rubs on the lamp and *POOF*, a genie appears.
He asks, what do you wish for.
The black guy answers, I want to be white, skinny and have pu$$ie all around me.
*POOF* your a tampon lol
He asks, what do you wish for.
The black guy answers, I want to be white, skinny and have pu$$ie all around me.
*POOF* your a tampon lol
Ohh genie jokes! I have one.
Three guys are trapped on an deserted island. One day they are walking along the beach and one of them stumbles over something in the sand. The other two stop and dig up a lamp. One of them decides to rub it and poof! a genie pops out.
The genie looks at the three guys and goes
"Thank you for freeing me! Since it was three of you that found me, I will take the three wishes I grant one person and split them up amongst you three, one wish each."
The first guy looks at the genie and goes
"Oh thank god, I wish I was back in the states at the best hotel in L.A. all expenses paid for a year!"
and poof! the guy vanishes
The genie turns to the second guy and goes
" and what do you wish for?"
The guy goes
"I wish I was home in a mansion I owned, surrounded by lots and lots of women"
and poof! the second guy is gone
The genie turns to the last guy and ask
"and what do you wish for?"
The guy looks around and goes
"Man, im lonely, I wish I had my friends back"
Three guys are trapped on an deserted island. One day they are walking along the beach and one of them stumbles over something in the sand. The other two stop and dig up a lamp. One of them decides to rub it and poof! a genie pops out.
The genie looks at the three guys and goes
"Thank you for freeing me! Since it was three of you that found me, I will take the three wishes I grant one person and split them up amongst you three, one wish each."
The first guy looks at the genie and goes
"Oh thank god, I wish I was back in the states at the best hotel in L.A. all expenses paid for a year!"
and poof! the guy vanishes
The genie turns to the second guy and goes
" and what do you wish for?"
The guy goes
"I wish I was home in a mansion I owned, surrounded by lots and lots of women"
and poof! the second guy is gone
The genie turns to the last guy and ask
"and what do you wish for?"
The guy looks around and goes
"Man, im lonely, I wish I had my friends back"
Lead Lap
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hey guyz...finally got in to CL forums....beein out on deployment suckz...computers and internet are hard to get to....hopefully i can meet more friends here....
dont forget to check out the Cruise/Meet/Photo ( Washington / B.C. / Oregon ) thread and put in ur inputs....date has been set to 21 feb and making a backup meeting spot indoors in case of bad weather
dont forget to check out the Cruise/Meet/Photo ( Washington / B.C. / Oregon ) thread and put in ur inputs....date has been set to 21 feb and making a backup meeting spot indoors in case of bad weather
Lexus Test Driver
Joined: Jul 2005
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From: WA
F!*K UPS. Bunch of cheap, shady, lying, manipulative, careless, ***-kissing, greedy, punk, no morals, no *********, no spine management. If you want you packages stepped on, thrown, bent, opened up, squished, leaked on (not urine, liquid from other opened packages), not loaded "this side up", "fragile" being ignored, tumbled down stairs, or even possible falling off a belt from 30' up or ran over by the "irreg trains" then send it through UPS. Oh ya, and after your package shows up to you screwed up, they'll try and place the blame somewhere else. And yes, I do work there.
A little while ago, 2 employees were pissed off and filmed a 10 minute video from their phone of them loading a trailer. They were literally over-hand throwing packages into piles (theyre supposed to build walls) and posted the video on You Tube. Some how management found out about it and fired the 2 kids, the next day they offered them their jobs back and one of them took it back and the other one said no because he realized how much BS UPS is.
....I thought this would make me feel better but im still pissed beyond belief. BOYCOTT UPS...GO FEDEX. And FYI DHL is soon going to be outsourcing their volume to UPS, so DHL will be going through UPS soon.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
A little while ago, 2 employees were pissed off and filmed a 10 minute video from their phone of them loading a trailer. They were literally over-hand throwing packages into piles (theyre supposed to build walls) and posted the video on You Tube. Some how management found out about it and fired the 2 kids, the next day they offered them their jobs back and one of them took it back and the other one said no because he realized how much BS UPS is.
....I thought this would make me feel better but im still pissed beyond belief. BOYCOTT UPS...GO FEDEX. And FYI DHL is soon going to be outsourcing their volume to UPS, so DHL will be going through UPS soon.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
Lexus Test Driver
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,173
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From: WA
Talk about it, that the exact phrase Ive used to describe it before to my friends when theyre about to ship something. My neighbor and I actually tested the durability before shipping it by dropping the package off of his roof a few times. I mean a majority of the packages ( avg. night-about 80,000 pkgs/night) make it through just fine but depending on how stressful and heavy the day is, some packages can just get torn to pieces (literally). Imagine having a container of glue (or really any other liquid in general) bust open and leaked down the box-slide all over other packages, anything from boxes of clothes, car parts, etc, etc, anything and everything.
But really, its the management vs. employee vibe the management creates that really drive moral down. And with a very physical job like that moral is important. Disgruntled employees wont give it 100%.
TIP: go OVERKILL on the packing and taping if you want to ensure it shows up in good shape...JUST in case your package is one of the unlucky ones.
But really, its the management vs. employee vibe the management creates that really drive moral down. And with a very physical job like that moral is important. Disgruntled employees wont give it 100%.
TIP: go OVERKILL on the packing and taping if you want to ensure it shows up in good shape...JUST in case your package is one of the unlucky ones.
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