Staying with the Central Contact theme the MD guys are putting together, I dug into my pockets and now we have a number for the NELOC HQ Main Office.

This line will be set up for information about everything NELOC and will be staffed around the clock. You've always been told there is no such thing as a stupid question and here is where you get to test that theory.

You can also get information about your membership status, coupons to oil changes, FREE PARTS, FREE Car Washes and Comp'd Private Shows and your local adult bar.

(212) 479-7990

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I love it. I , um,,cough,cough,, need to contact for information about the private show. What's the secretary's name. Need to talk to her.

 

is dis fo surriousnesses? Im reluctant to call it...can anyone confirm this? LOL

 

shoot I was looking hard for this number..thanks cliff...

 

Rofl....hell no.

 

yeah,... i'm a little concerned about this. Hmmm let's see... Lol.... Funny.

 

lol who does that lol

 

Awesome, lol. I'm tempted to call just to get rejected

 

LOL!!! I am slow and this is just wronnngggg!!!! I just realised where I know this number from. Cliff you got jokes.!!!!!!