You know you own a lexus when.........
12-06-06, 11:48 PM
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When you try kill gypsy with car but they dont die because IS has too good pedestrian crash rating.
Gypsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you! High five!
Gypsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you! High five!
12-07-06, 03:03 AM
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when u come home from a long day at work and just want to have sex in bed with your wife. but, you cant because you realize your wife weighs 3,500 pounds. but hey, i can be a on top, baby ! 
12-07-06, 05:38 AM
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You know you own a Lexus when you fall to sleep behind the wheel because the driving experience is so unremarkable, and devoid of any feeling whatsoever.
You know you own a Lexus when everyone thinks you spent a LOT more on the car than you really did.
You know you own a Lexus when you take the car in for mechanical repairs, and the dealership refuses to fix anything but squeeks and rattles.
You know you own a Lexus when everyone thinks you spent a LOT more on the car than you really did.
You know you own a Lexus when you take the car in for mechanical repairs, and the dealership refuses to fix anything but squeeks and rattles.
12-07-06, 05:40 AM
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when you complain about everything, bash BMW, and call Honda modders "Ricers"
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when ricers, beamers, trucks, cars in general, pull up to you trying to race, and you smoke them!
12-07-06, 06:00 AM
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You know you own a Lexus when you fall to sleep behind the wheel because the driving experience is so unremarkable, and devoid of any feeling whatsoever.
You know you own a Lexus when everyone thinks you spent a LOT more on the car than you really did.
You know you own a Lexus when you take the car in for mechanical repairs, and the dealership refuses to fix anything but squeeks and rattles.
You know you own a Lexus when everyone thinks you spent a LOT more on the car than you really did.
You know you own a Lexus when you take the car in for mechanical repairs, and the dealership refuses to fix anything but squeeks and rattles.
12-07-06, 06:15 AM
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You know you've owned a Lexus when you get home from work, and expect your front door to unlock like your car.. With no keys!
I have done this numerous times. Haha damn house key.
I have done this numerous times. Haha damn house key.