Notices
Car Chat General discussion about Lexus, other auto manufacturers and automotive news.
Sponsored by:
Sponsored by: Innova

Sawzall Oil Dipstick Fix - BMW

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 02:17 AM
  #1  
luvrxxx's Avatar
luvrxxx
Thread Starter
Driver School Candidate
 
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 26
Likes: 0
From: ca
Default Sawzall Oil Dipstick Fix - BMW

While going over a friends '06 or so beemer before a cross country trip, it came out there's no oil dipstick (to check level)?

Heard this before... Thought it was a joke. Even the airplanes I've seen have dipsticks.

Looked it up in disbelief. Bmw successfully sells cars that you have to DRIVE FOR HALF AN HOUR UP TO OP TEMP BEFORE SENSOR(S) WILL DISPLAY OIL LEVEL on dash screen (suppose a low oil sensor cuts motor at some point, but what about time that leads up to that)??? What if LCD cuts out so reading unread?

http://www.google.com/search?q=bmw+h...ient=firefox-a

When the sensor goes bad what do you do with the rest of the car?

Anyway, a little later, spoke to another friend who read a study that indicates having a difficult car can take 20 years off your life (stress)... Well, I saw 20 years go by in 20 minutes of trying to find a dipstick.

Needless to say, the owner, whose been seeing various dealers for routine oil checks & changes, isn't happy. Has to be a way around this (SELL SELL SELL).

Opened "fill" cap (a chinese puzzle unto itself). Enough SLUDGE inside top for a really gud rock show tonight!

May not understand full story, but is BMW's (Brought Me Worries) marketing $#!t by the shovelful legal? They must be in hysterical delight that people buy these things.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 02:37 AM
  #2  
DustinV's Avatar
DustinV
Lexus Champion
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 1,651
Likes: 0
From: Stuttgart
Default

I have a BMW and I basically let the system check how much oil I have left after I have driven the engine warm and the required distance for it to work - and that can be done when I leave home for work.

The lack of a dipstick is not an issue to me.

If you own a modern BMW and want to check what the engine oil levels are, well, do it when you return home from work etc., not in the morning when you wake up and not "Oh no, the engine isn't warm and the car doesn't have a dipstick!" Very simple.

What's the big deal?
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 02:42 AM
  #3  
luvrxxx's Avatar
luvrxxx
Thread Starter
Driver School Candidate
 
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 26
Likes: 0
From: ca
Default

Originally Posted by DustinV
What's the big deal?
if you have to ask i couldn't tell you... porsche audi and some others have this, glad you like it!
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 02:47 AM
  #4  
DustinV's Avatar
DustinV
Lexus Champion
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 1,651
Likes: 0
From: Stuttgart
Default

Originally Posted by luvrxxx
if you have to ask i couldn't tell you... porsche audi and some others have this, glad you like it!
All I am saying is that the oil levels can be checked "the night before" while one is driving the car. A little bit of "planning ahead" is part of owning any car.

This reminds me of the people who are afraid to take their Mercedes Bluetec diesels on a long road trip for fear of running out of AdBlue. Before any long roadtrip is taken, every car owner should prepare their car for the trip to ensure that everything is topped up. That means a trip to the gas station where the tire pressure should be checked, the wiper fluids refilled etc. and if necessary a visit to the Mercedes dealer to have the AdBlue refilled if necessary. PLANNING AHEAD.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 06:10 AM
  #5  
Stormwind's Avatar
Stormwind
Racer
15 Year Member
Photogenic
Photoriffic
Shutterbug
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,936
Likes: 0
From: CA
Default

Not really news. A lot of German car manufactures don't have oil dip sticks for over 10 years now, Mercedes included. The lack of dip stick worried me when I first bought my Benz but I had not a single problem with the oil level related sensors and the 10+ years of this technology being out there it's already proven reliable.

You can do a search but you won't find much problems regarding to oil sensor failing.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 06:53 AM
  #6  
Habious's Avatar
Habious
Pole Position
15 Year Member
Liked
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,799
Likes: 46
From: NC
Default

Originally Posted by DustinV
This reminds me of the people who are afraid to take their Mercedes Bluetec diesels on a long road trip for fear of running out of AdBlue. Before any long roadtrip is taken, every car owner should prepare their car for the trip to ensure that everything is topped up. That means a trip to the gas station where the tire pressure should be checked, the wiper fluids refilled etc. and if necessary a visit to the Mercedes dealer to have the AdBlue refilled if necessary.
"AdBlue" - that's a great trademarked name. I guess it sounds better than "Artificial Pi$$", which is essentially what it is.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 10:34 AM
  #7  
edgeucated's Avatar
edgeucated
Pole Position
iTrader: (4)
 
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 3,131
Likes: 8
From: socal
Default

Mercedes doesn't have a dipstick either, however they do not require the oil to be warm to check it. I wonder how accurate the sensor is, like if I top off half a quart would it be able to detect the change.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 01:52 PM
  #8  
jwong77's Avatar
jwong77
Pole Position
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 2,608
Likes: 40
From: CA
Default

I don't see the big deal either, I rarely checked my dipstick in my cars that have them. I guess taking the car in for regular oil changes, I never even thought about it. Maybe a big deal for people with older cars that need constant attention?
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 09:52 PM
  #9  
T0ked's Avatar
T0ked
Lexus Champion
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,621
Likes: 3
From: New York
Default

Mercedes, atleast my 07 S550, has a dipstick for the engine oil. So did my father's 2001 S500. They have sealed transmissions so changing the trans fluid is a b!!!!. but my Toyota FJ also has a non-user-serviceable trans.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 09:58 PM
  #10  
STIG's Avatar
STIG
Lexus Test Driver
 
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 6,471
Likes: 0
From: SF
Default

yeah what's a big deal? I have had many lexus in the past that I have never ever touched the dipstick.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 10:07 PM
  #11  
T0ked's Avatar
T0ked
Lexus Champion
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,621
Likes: 3
From: New York
Default

Well, it all depends. The said cars have a 10k-15k oil change interval and usually hold around 8-10 quarts of oil. I'm ok with no dipsticks for those engines. But if it has a regular oil change interval and holds less than 5 quarts, dipstick please.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2011 | 11:22 PM
  #12  
jadu's Avatar
jadu
live.love.laugh.lexus
15 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
iTrader: (42)
 
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 11,581
Likes: 90
From: CALI
Default

yikes, dipstick fail... sounds like you have to be an electrical engineer if you want to service your BMW yourself; no more DIY'ers
Reply
Old Sep 10, 2011 | 01:24 AM
  #13  
<VENOM>'s Avatar
<VENOM>
Lexus Champion
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,618
Likes: 0
From: NYC/ATL
Default

Originally Posted by jwong77
I don't see the big deal either, I rarely checked my dipstick in my cars that have them. I guess taking the car in for regular oil changes, I never even thought about it. Maybe a big deal for people with older cars that need constant attention?
Eventually all these no-dipstick cars will be older cars, I don't see the problem with technology on new cars, but new becomes old and after multiple owners and questionable service records, should make for an interesting used car buy
Reply
Old Sep 10, 2011 | 04:48 AM
  #14  
caddyowner's Avatar
caddyowner
Lead Lap
 
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 4,810
Likes: 15
From: MI
Default

Reason for dip stick and checking your oil regularly:

GM 3.6L engine (Cadillac CTS/SRX/STS, GM large crossovers) + Oil Life Monitor with long oil change intervals + frequent heavy oil usage + low oil indicator that appears only briefly on startup + stretched/broken timing chains = Fail
Reply
Old Sep 10, 2011 | 06:58 AM
  #15  
bitkahuna's Avatar
bitkahuna
CL Community Team
iTrader: (20)
 
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 80,842
Likes: 4,017
Default

i only use the dipstick when refilling the oil after changing the filter out.
but without a dipstick, how do you know you've put the right amount of oil back in? yeah i know you can measure, but what if you got distracted and weren't sure if you've put in 3 or 4 qts so far?
Reply



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 02:47 PM.