Found it randomly from a random person in facebook.

 

Guy 1: "I thought you said this was a Sports Utility Vehicle"
Guy 2: "No, It's a Sport's Activity Vehicle"

 

Why don't you get out here and explain to us how were supposed to push you out of here without touching the paint.

 

Another fun activities that you can do with a SUV...

 

"This is nothing Mahmood, you should have been here last week when he drove the Veyron down here."

 

"I thought you said this thing had Blizzaks???"

"Dude, this ain't snow..."

 

"Do these vertical striped speedos make my a$$ look fat??"

 

Joy is.... pushing ur bmw SUV off the beach

 

BMW ....

The Ultimate Digging Machine

 

This would be easier if you had it in reverse!

or

"BMWs really do make you feel planted to the ground"

 

"Stop trying to kill yourself by driving into the ocean, you're not that ugly."

 

^ She was a chick driver btw.

 

I told you TURN OFF THE NAV!

 

Powered by 3 people power.

 

Fruity pants: "C'mon Rashoodz, put on your trunks and get in the pic. It'll look like we're at the beach and not in the middle of the desert!"

Rashoodz: "Umm, no thanks. Didn't you see the pic I posted of my hairy azz?"