The Disgruntled Employee: "Deny me an employee discount will they, I'll show them"

 

"I'll trade you this pizza for a hamburger"

 

Im not sure if am getting it. Is this a car parked/abandoned blocking a drive through?

 

"pepperoni, right? that'll be 12.99 dollars, sir."

 

LOL! You don't see the Papa Johns's delivery sign on that Buick?

 

Papa John trying to recruit Tony Stewart as new spokesman

 

"I'll trade you a pizza for a Whopper."

It's hard to eat pizza and drive at the same time. However, a double cheeseburger and onion rings work great.

The last few times I've been to Wal-Mart I've seen different people shopping with a Kroger shirt on. I don't know if they are Kroger employees stretching their $$ or Wal-Mart actors playing the part.

 

"Can you tell my wife Jethro is here?"

 

"Source of Papa John's special Hamburg Pizza is disclosed"

 

One of the most pathetic rental cars ever made was my first thought...

 

"I've brought you the better ingredients, now I want it my way right away."

 

can i get my hamburger bun hand tossed?

 

I used to deliver for a pizza delivery company and I would often go to other restaurants for a quick bite.

You grow tired of the same food over time.

I however refused to put the company's logo on my car. That car is now long gone, so don't yap to me about miles on your car and how horrible it is for the car.

 

Hmmmm, new business ideas....."Have it your way, we will delivered."