"I pulled you over because of your wing, now pop open your hood."

 

"sir did you know why i pulled you over? you're missing your licenses plate. license and registration please"

 

"Does that thing got a hemi?"

 

"Can I see proof that you've passed emissions?"

 

Driver: Sir it needs a tuneup that's the only reason the flames came out.......I swear
Officer: Right.....

 

LOL.....same thing WE say with the Dirt bikes, Quads, go-carts, and Street machines out here.

"Sorry sir, tracks closed today and I was just adjusting the tune-up on 'er"

 

"Thats a pretty big go-kart."

 

Do you know how fast you were going?

 

"If you're gonna drive that slow, you gotta pull over and let the other faster drivers pass..."

 

"I can't believe you actually stopped."

 

Sir, I've written you a citation for the following violations:

- Tires exposed, not covered by fenders
- No front or rear license plate
- Unsafe tires (appear to be worn-out)
- No turn signal indicators present
- No operational headlights
- No windshield wipers
- No emissions equipment present
- Failure to show proper registration and insurance
- Failure to meet noise regulations

 

inept officer on the FIA's Payroll

Officer: I pulled you over because its very obvious to me that you stole technology from Ferrari, look at that, same wing shape and everything.

Driver:uhhhh, really, then how come you dont know me! im Mike Shoemaker!

Officer: OH MY GOD!....................heres a court notice and a front plate ticket.



its late.
im tired.
might be asleep, cant really tell.
goodnight.

 

Sir, I'm Gonna have to take that back to the station, Step out please

 

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Uh, I clocked you at 212mph in a 25 zone."