AUDI:
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW:
Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet

BUICK:
Big Ugly Import Car Killer

CADILLAC:
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

CHEVROLET:
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

CHRYSLER:
Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily

GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
Great Mistake

HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:
Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly

KIA:
Kick Inventors ***

LINCOLN:
Lousy Implementation, Not Cars Of Luxurious Nature

MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MERCEDES:
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

MERCURY:
Many Endless Rattles Create Uncomfortable Road Yacht.

MOPAR:
Most Often Passed At Races

OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere

PONTIAC:
Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE:
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yuppies Overaccessorize This Auto

TRIUMPH:
The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

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no lexus

 

brilliant!

 

MOPAR:
Mostly Old Parts And Rusting

 

Those are to funny Someone had a lot of time on there hands to think of all that

 

So why missing Lexus... someone come up with a good one??

 

'x' is hard to use

 

what about nissan?

 

lol thats good

 

Pretty funny stuff.

 

FORD
Fast Only Running Downhill

Found On Road Dead

PROBE
P**sy Running On Broke Engine

BMW
Black Man's Wish <---My friend in high school told me that one. Funny cause he's black and drove a BMW.

 

I've read most if not all of these before. There's also a list I stole that has the most common quotes on any given model's forum. Funny stuff like

"Bentley Forums
I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?"

https://www.clublexus.com/forums/sho...01#post2606301

 

ROFL.......

 

Hahaha..... Ballin!!!!!!