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07-12-07, 11:44 AM
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AUDI:
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW:
Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet
BUICK:
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CADILLAC:
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CHEVROLET:
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHRYSLER:
Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
Great Mistake
HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP:
Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
KIA:
Kick Inventors ***
LINCOLN:
Lousy Implementation, Not Cars Of Luxurious Nature
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES:
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MERCURY:
Many Endless Rattles Create Uncomfortable Road Yacht.
MOPAR:
Most Often Passed At Races
OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE:
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yuppies Overaccessorize This Auto
TRIUMPH:
The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW:
Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet
BUICK:
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CADILLAC:
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CHEVROLET:
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHRYSLER:
Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
Great Mistake
HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP:
Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
KIA:
Kick Inventors ***
LINCOLN:
Lousy Implementation, Not Cars Of Luxurious Nature
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES:
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MERCURY:
Many Endless Rattles Create Uncomfortable Road Yacht.
MOPAR:
Most Often Passed At Races
OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE:
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yuppies Overaccessorize This Auto
TRIUMPH:
The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Someone had a lot of time on there hands to think of all that 
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07-13-07, 12:39 PM
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FORD
Fast Only Running Downhill
Found On Road Dead
PROBE
P**sy Running On Broke Engine
BMW
Black Man's Wish <---My friend in high school told me that one. Funny cause he's black and drove a BMW.
Fast Only Running Downhill
Found On Road Dead
PROBE
P**sy Running On Broke Engine
BMW
Black Man's Wish <---My friend in high school told me that one. Funny cause he's black and drove a BMW.
07-13-07, 06:03 PM
#11
I've read most if not all of these before. There's also a list I stole that has the most common quotes on any given model's forum. Funny stuff like
"Bentley Forums
I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?"
https://www.clublexus.com/forums/sho...01#post2606301
"Bentley Forums
I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?"
https://www.clublexus.com/forums/sho...01#post2606301
07-14-07, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by "Bentley Forums
I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?"
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I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?"
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