Lexus Joke
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Lexus Joke
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A stylish woman walks into a fancy suburban Boston Lexus dealership and browses. She stops next to a spectacular 2006 black onyx GS 430. While bending over and caressing the fine ecru leather upholstery with her be-jewled fingers, an unanticipated little fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed. And sure enough, right behind her is a salesman in a nicely cut Armani suit. He greets her with a pleasant smile,
"Good evening Madame, how may I help you?"
Straightening up and trying to maintain an air of polished sophistication, she asks,
"Sir, may I enquire as to the cost of this lovely automobile?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies,
"Madame, I'm sorry to say that if you farted just touching it;
You'll sh*t when I tell you the price."
From the internet: edited by HPH
A stylish woman walks into a fancy suburban Boston Lexus dealership and browses. She stops next to a spectacular 2006 black onyx GS 430. While bending over and caressing the fine ecru leather upholstery with her be-jewled fingers, an unanticipated little fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed. And sure enough, right behind her is a salesman in a nicely cut Armani suit. He greets her with a pleasant smile,
"Good evening Madame, how may I help you?"
Straightening up and trying to maintain an air of polished sophistication, she asks,
"Sir, may I enquire as to the cost of this lovely automobile?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies,
"Madame, I'm sorry to say that if you farted just touching it;
You'll sh*t when I tell you the price."
From the internet: edited by HPH
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