I just got this sent to me

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect
car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather
upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a
sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next
to her,
is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very
uncomfortably
she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers,
"Madame,
if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the
price."

 

 

sorry, I hadnt seen it

 

Actually, this is the fourth time it's been posted, to my knowledge (goes all the way back to the old forum).

 

....still funny though

 

I just wanted to use the icon

 

 

First time I'd seen it. Thanks for sharing!

 

I' ve seen this several times too,but I don't see how this is a Lexus joke, you can tell this joke with other luxury brands too.

 

I posted this back in 2002

 

ROFL, that is too funny... I have seen this a few times... Still funny to read...

Shawn

 

yea but with lex she'd be surprised at how low the price is instead of the high price she was expecting..... eh?

 

Almost made me farted after reading this!!!Very funny.

 

i think someone just posted it the other day but still that was the 1st time i read it and got a good laugh out of it....