I'll take some nudie pics ^_^

 

I'm an Engineer.. what can I say

Did some bad things many moons ago

 

lol dent puller could get that out.

 

I feel ya.......but that would probably be my last post around here

 

Paint dude, Paint.............jeez

 

Knock yerself out......
.....But I dont think anyone wants to see your hairy man ***.

move along, move along....nothing to see here.

 

God girls can be be psycho....And iron,damn man those are some good tricks.I would hate to be the people that you used those on..LOL>

 

9500 miles.... wow

 

there are more! lol

Drill a 1/4" hole in her Rotors and screw a bolt directly into it to prevent the rotor from spinning

Empty an entire tube of Caulk into the door seams

Spackle her door handle and gas door completely smooth against the car then paint it to match.(this one is funny)

drill small holes into her muffler

wrap her entire car in ducktape or packing tape (this can get expensive though)

 

I had a friend stuff a few Thunder bombs in my exhust..........scared the F*** out of me when they went off........ (harmless trick, but ruined the Flowmasters)

I thought I left the rear end at McDonalds .

 

post it notes all over her car then ceran (sp?) wrap it. or if its cold outside leave pennies on her roof (if its cold enough, the acid eats the paint)

what a bummer though. thats one nice car!

 

So, she had done the same thing before. You're right- it should have been in the garage.

You're still a lucky guy- you have an SC with 9500 miles. I can't think of one with fewer miles.

 

as a pearl white brother.... I'm sorry to hear I knew something struck me in the heart the other day.... a hurt pearl white SC is hurt to me.... haha..... cut her brake lines

 

Heres why it was sitting outside.

 

And this is why it shoulda been inside:
Is that mileage a typo? Why so few miles?