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Old Feb 28, 2011 | 07:44 PM
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Default Cheating wife, need your help

Hi , I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her underpants out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the LS460 that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard of the brake actuator.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
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Old Feb 28, 2011 | 07:46 PM
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Good god that joke has been going around for the last decade.....
Old Feb 28, 2011 | 09:21 PM
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Lmao I've never heard it.
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