dude... tell your friend you'll race him for 20bucks... then let him win by a fender, THEN get all mad and angry and say something stupid like, 'ok one more time for 100bucks'

 

^^now someones talkin my language! the Grand Hustle is ON!

 

and he lose on purpose the first time. the 2nd time he uses his nitrous hes been hiding the whole time..

 

wouldnt even need the nitrous!

 

I raced a buddies e55 amg convertible from light to light were pretty much dead on with bumper wins back in fourth inbetween gear changes

 

there is no such thing as e55 convertible. you got the wrong car.

 

so.. finally caught this guy at a light, RANDOMLY! lol.
I beat him by about 2 car lengths at least

 

Traction control on or off?

I know the '06 is annoying in that you have to go through that annoying pedal dance to turn traction off.

Traction on vs traction off results in a difference of almost a full second 0 to 60 which is quite huge.

Then again, having traction off but getting really poor traction will also result in a bad time.

 

Traction control was off.
Haha I turned it off for fun on the way to pick up my friend, then I ran into the e500.

 

I put It in sport and shifted the whole race as Well. Probably would've done better if I left it in D. Im not the best shifter lol

 

You know the IS350 "paddle shifters" don't actually shift your gears right? They're just gear limiters.

 

Lol yeah i know that, i just didnt know what else to call it ? haha
I put it in sport mode, and used my gear limiters

 

the 2004 E500 can get 60 in 5.9 seconds. If the car is in good condition and the driver is not drunk it will probably rape the is350

 

Explain how a car that goes 0 to 60 in 5.9 seconds (e500) rapes a car that does 0 to 60 in 4.9 seconds (IS350)

http://www.roadandtrack.com/var/ezfl...a4be35078d.pdf

 

+1
i have an is350 btw, not a 250...
Lol.
And it weighs more as well, the e500...