Zenith Academy Tourbillion Mens Watch for $160,000 Shipped!!
04-02-13, 01:57 PM
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Zenith Academy Tourbillion Mens Watch for $160,000 Shipped!!
For those who can afford the finer things in life.....
Amazon.com is offering the Zenith Academy Tourbillion Quantieme Perpetuel Men's Watch for a good price. One of the review states "You save $104,000 just by buying one watch. If you buy 2 that's over $200,000. You can take all the money saved and buy a house. I don't see why anyone wouldn't purchase at least 2 of these watches. I bought 3 of these watches and with the savings I figure I can retire."
Enjoy!!
Amazon.com is offering the Zenith Academy Tourbillion Quantieme Perpetuel Men's Watch for a good price. One of the review states "You save $104,000 just by buying one watch. If you buy 2 that's over $200,000. You can take all the money saved and buy a house. I don't see why anyone wouldn't purchase at least 2 of these watches. I bought 3 of these watches and with the savings I figure I can retire."
Enjoy!!
04-02-13, 02:01 PM
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Haha!! .
After buying this watch I havent been able to sleep in weeks.
First, I wore this watch to work and then BAM! got promoted to senior VP of operations (from the mail room!).
Second, had this watch on during my wifes delivery, then BAM! triplets shot out (she wasnt even pregnant the morning before the watch was purchased!).
Then third, received a hand written letter from Chuck Norris claiming he'd visit me in the night someday....threatening to take my watch and slam my face into the keyboartaesofaisfljnds;k;nga;sighnas;doighnsioaghsnd;giashn;dsi.gh;naigls
First, I wore this watch to work and then BAM! got promoted to senior VP of operations (from the mail room!).
Second, had this watch on during my wifes delivery, then BAM! triplets shot out (she wasnt even pregnant the morning before the watch was purchased!).
Then third, received a hand written letter from Chuck Norris claiming he'd visit me in the night someday....threatening to take my watch and slam my face into the keyboartaesofaisfljnds;k;nga;sighnas;doighnsioaghsnd;giashn;dsi.gh;naigls
04-10-13, 07:11 AM
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LMAO...
from the comments...
Friend told me this was the only sure way I'd lose my virginity before 30, a landmark rapidly approaching. Scored Maricel at some bar after a couple sneezes/hanky swipes of the ZA Tourbillion QPMW to catch her attention, lure her in. She was confused stepping into my '08 Fusion, but I assured her I was a humble man not interested in any gaudy representation of my character. Plus the gas mileage is above average. Maricel liked that, thought it was noble, and said she'd do anything I wanted her to.
Then things turned--she asked for money. I of course didn't have any to my name anymore. She asked what I wanted and I told her "To bump fuzzies for a bit", and she said "Hundred bucks, daddy." Frantic, with blood rushing to both my heads, I hit the nearest pawn shop. Negotiations ended at $115. Looking back I should've sold my car but it was late and I didn't see any cabs around.
I'm no longer a virgin, and I was able to pay cash for Perkin's post-intercourse, but FYI sex doesn't cost $160,000. It's only a hundred bucks (depending on the market).
I think I made a mistake.
from the comments...
Friend told me this was the only sure way I'd lose my virginity before 30, a landmark rapidly approaching. Scored Maricel at some bar after a couple sneezes/hanky swipes of the ZA Tourbillion QPMW to catch her attention, lure her in. She was confused stepping into my '08 Fusion, but I assured her I was a humble man not interested in any gaudy representation of my character. Plus the gas mileage is above average. Maricel liked that, thought it was noble, and said she'd do anything I wanted her to.
Then things turned--she asked for money. I of course didn't have any to my name anymore. She asked what I wanted and I told her "To bump fuzzies for a bit", and she said "Hundred bucks, daddy." Frantic, with blood rushing to both my heads, I hit the nearest pawn shop. Negotiations ended at $115. Looking back I should've sold my car but it was late and I didn't see any cabs around.
I'm no longer a virgin, and I was able to pay cash for Perkin's post-intercourse, but FYI sex doesn't cost $160,000. It's only a hundred bucks (depending on the market).
I think I made a mistake.
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