I thought I'd post a thread for automotive Jokes and Puns, and see if you all liked the idea. I started off with some of my own.



How do you know when Tesla is lying about their self-driving system?

........Their ads say "We won't steer you wrong".



When did BMWs stop being the "Ultimate Driving Machines"?

.........When their road-manners became more Jive than Drive.



When did Hyundai and Kia change their images?

........When their products started setting your expectations on fire.



How did the low-priced Jeep Compass and Renegade become so popular?

.......Some people are just natural-born Jeepskates.



What does GM's Mary Barra dislike hearing the most?

.........."Oh, Look.........there goes another Bronco".




Why don't Grey-Poupon ads show Rolls-Royces any more?

.........With the inflation in the grocery stores, the Poupon jars now cost more than the Rolls.



What keeps minivans on the market?

........Contraceptives don't always work.




When do auto-shoppers need more education?

.........When they decide they need an Aviator, and come home with a Pilot.



When has the electric-car-market gone too far?

........When a Dodge Charger actually needs a charger.




What was the last vehicle to be featured on Ripley's "Believe it Or Not"?

..........a reliable Land Rover.

 

I like the Tesla and Hyundai ones. They are so true.

 

How did Chrysler come up with the name "Pacifica" for their minivan?

......They sell a lot of them on the West Coast.

 

Why did Hugo's have rear window defoggers?
Keep your hands warm while pushing it...