After prom, the guy thought it would be a nice secluded place to park and have fun in the backseat. After a while they were tired and fell asleep. This is what happened the next morning.

 

"On Star, my car is in the ocean"

"on star, where can i find land?"

"on star, what is this liquid in my car?"

New GM Hybrid SUV, One with the Earth

GM's fainting goat

 

"007, you're in the wrong car!"

 

"Dammit! Honey, 'It drives like a boat' is a figure of speech!"

 

That's the cover photo from Jeff Daniels's new book, "Esclade in Da Moonlight."

 

Wave RUNNER

 

Google Maps told me to swim across the Atlantic Ocean...

 

Hahaha...... That's a good one.

Cadillac: Now with waterproof leather. Don't believe us?

 

...calls police.

Officer: What the hell happened here?
Driver: Officer, I swear the ocean hit ME first!
Officer: Have you been drinking or were you just born like this?
Driver: (sadly whispers)...I was born like this.

 

Parking at the beach is over-rated!