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Originally Posted by mkorsu
And my reply:
Subject: RE: Toyota Supra
To: "t m" <brayen_milles@msn.com>
HI Again!!!!! I'm really glad you want to be my friend!!! I actually need to do a different arrangement for this car. My cousin lives in Amsterdam, his name is Richie. Maybe you know him??? Well, I traced your IP address to where you send your e-mails from and he is coming over right now with cash. But, he only has $50 on him. He'll give you the money and I can just owe you the rest.
Don't make him mad though. You won't like him when he's mad. He usually carries a 16" long knife with him everywhere and if you give him problems, he'll probably cut your ***** off. He collects people's *****.
Don't worry though. I'm good for the money. What I have is a Bank check that I received from a wealthy Nigerian who I helped move money into my country. The check is for $26,000,000 USD. I'll give you the check for the car, and all I ask for is cash back to help fly my cousin Richie here to the US. So, for the car, I give you this check and you just give me back $2500 USD. Oh, and that needs to be in cash.
Richie will be picking that up too when he gets to you. He should probably be there any minute now. I hope you have the cash, cause if you don't Richie might get mad and I really want my car. It would be hard for you to sell me the car if you were dead.
Chuck Wagon
Subject: RE: Toyota Supra
To: "t m" <brayen_milles@msn.com>
HI Again!!!!! I'm really glad you want to be my friend!!! I actually need to do a different arrangement for this car. My cousin lives in Amsterdam, his name is Richie. Maybe you know him??? Well, I traced your IP address to where you send your e-mails from and he is coming over right now with cash. But, he only has $50 on him. He'll give you the money and I can just owe you the rest.
Don't make him mad though. You won't like him when he's mad. He usually carries a 16" long knife with him everywhere and if you give him problems, he'll probably cut your ***** off. He collects people's *****.
Don't worry though. I'm good for the money. What I have is a Bank check that I received from a wealthy Nigerian who I helped move money into my country. The check is for $26,000,000 USD. I'll give you the check for the car, and all I ask for is cash back to help fly my cousin Richie here to the US. So, for the car, I give you this check and you just give me back $2500 USD. Oh, and that needs to be in cash.
Richie will be picking that up too when he gets to you. He should probably be there any minute now. I hope you have the cash, cause if you don't Richie might get mad and I really want my car. It would be hard for you to sell me the car if you were dead.
Chuck Wagon
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The saga continues.
My latest response to him:
To: "t m" <brayen_milles@msn.com>
Hi there TM Braylen Milles!!!!!! This is Chuck again. Richie went to the internet cafe you were in but you weren't there. He's not very happy now. He called me and said he would still help me but now you have to give his dog butt sex. You'll be the catcher, the dog will be the pitcher.
Also, I now need $5000 from the check from Nigeria to cover the extra cost of Richie's drive to the cafe. Plus he drank like 43 cups of coffee while he was there and peed all over the computers. So you'll have to pay for those too.
So I can just let Ebay take care of this?? That's neat! I never knew they could do this. But I think I'll need your user name and address and phone number and social security number first.
I mean Ebay will protect you. If you don't get the check, which you will, they will guarantee 100% refund.
Oh, I also need the name of your mother and where she lives too. And your wife's name and what her bra size is. Also tell me if she wears thongs or granny panties.
Granny panties are funny!! If she wears those (and I'm guessing that she does) can you include a pair with the Supra? I want to hang them from my rear-view mirror. It's actaully very cool to hang granny panties from your mirror here in the US.
What the heck, you seem like such a super, trustworthy man. Here's my info:
Charles (Chuck) Wagon
Ebay username: ilikscammers
password: Mrs. Braylen Milles
address: 435 Braylen's Poop hole
Buttsville, IL 90001
Please send me your info too, and a pic, preferrably with no clothes on and covered in cottage cheese.
Your new friend for life
Chuck
My latest response to him:
To: "t m" <brayen_milles@msn.com>
Hi there TM Braylen Milles!!!!!! This is Chuck again. Richie went to the internet cafe you were in but you weren't there. He's not very happy now. He called me and said he would still help me but now you have to give his dog butt sex. You'll be the catcher, the dog will be the pitcher.
Also, I now need $5000 from the check from Nigeria to cover the extra cost of Richie's drive to the cafe. Plus he drank like 43 cups of coffee while he was there and peed all over the computers. So you'll have to pay for those too.
So I can just let Ebay take care of this?? That's neat! I never knew they could do this. But I think I'll need your user name and address and phone number and social security number first.
I mean Ebay will protect you. If you don't get the check, which you will, they will guarantee 100% refund.
Oh, I also need the name of your mother and where she lives too. And your wife's name and what her bra size is. Also tell me if she wears thongs or granny panties.
Granny panties are funny!! If she wears those (and I'm guessing that she does) can you include a pair with the Supra? I want to hang them from my rear-view mirror. It's actaully very cool to hang granny panties from your mirror here in the US.
What the heck, you seem like such a super, trustworthy man. Here's my info:
Charles (Chuck) Wagon
Ebay username: ilikscammers
password: Mrs. Braylen Milles
address: 435 Braylen's Poop hole
Buttsville, IL 90001
Please send me your info too, and a pic, preferrably with no clothes on and covered in cottage cheese.
Your new friend for life
Chuck
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