fun little story from last year
i'm cleaning off my facebook page and i came across this 'note' that i wrote last year ... it's about to be deleted from there but i thought i'd share it with you guys cos it was kinda funny at the time
Last night I was out with friends and we stopped in a parking lot in Stanley Park so one friend could do something to his head lights (let's ignore that it was like 11:30 and dark, he wanted to do this little mod rite then instead of during the day when one can see things like a logical person).
So three of the guys are messing with the one guys headlights and I'm just hanging out. I head a noise and had a little look around; not 30 feet away, there's a skunk ... chowing down on some McD's ... I think he was enjoying food in the bag as well as the bag its self. So I say to the guys, 'hey look, there's a skunk over there.' They all look with this kinda scared look on their faces, hahahahaha. One of them goes, 'should we, um, go?' I said 'naw, as long as you guys can not be retards everything will be fine.'
We name the skunk Alfred, work on the headlights carries on, Alfred keeps eating.
Eventually Alfred is either out of food or full and he starts wandering around; little closer ... little closer ... little further away ... off into the grass ... back towards the parking lot. Eventually Alfred left while we weren't looking and a small racoon took his place at the bag (I guess the racoon was lacking his 'bag' food group).
This misc crappy ford suv from the Youkon pulls into the parking lot like a fool and we're all thinking *****, don't scare the skunk*. After the ford had illuminated the racoon w. his headlights and apparently stared at it for maybe 3 minutes, they also left. Do they not have racoons in the Yukon? I dunno why THIS racoon was so interesting to them but w.e.
My friend how has retardedly bright headlights, we did not encounter any adverse ramifications by playing near Alfred, (he was actually kinda cute) and the racoon full-filled his bag food group.
Last night I was out with friends and we stopped in a parking lot in Stanley Park so one friend could do something to his head lights (let's ignore that it was like 11:30 and dark, he wanted to do this little mod rite then instead of during the day when one can see things like a logical person).
So three of the guys are messing with the one guys headlights and I'm just hanging out. I head a noise and had a little look around; not 30 feet away, there's a skunk ... chowing down on some McD's ... I think he was enjoying food in the bag as well as the bag its self. So I say to the guys, 'hey look, there's a skunk over there.' They all look with this kinda scared look on their faces, hahahahaha. One of them goes, 'should we, um, go?' I said 'naw, as long as you guys can not be retards everything will be fine.'
We name the skunk Alfred, work on the headlights carries on, Alfred keeps eating.
Eventually Alfred is either out of food or full and he starts wandering around; little closer ... little closer ... little further away ... off into the grass ... back towards the parking lot. Eventually Alfred left while we weren't looking and a small racoon took his place at the bag (I guess the racoon was lacking his 'bag' food group).
This misc crappy ford suv from the Youkon pulls into the parking lot like a fool and we're all thinking *****, don't scare the skunk*. After the ford had illuminated the racoon w. his headlights and apparently stared at it for maybe 3 minutes, they also left. Do they not have racoons in the Yukon? I dunno why THIS racoon was so interesting to them but w.e.
My friend how has retardedly bright headlights, we did not encounter any adverse ramifications by playing near Alfred, (he was actually kinda cute) and the racoon full-filled his bag food group.
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