Fake Awards That Your Lexus Could Actually Win

Lexus has won many awards over years, due to the impeccable build quality and thoughtful engineering instilled into their cars. Some of those awards may seem a little too particular to be real, but they were, we think. However, the following awards are not.

By Thomas Mabson - June 26, 2017
Best Panel Gap Fitment
Best Exterior Paint Finish
Best Use of Fake Exhaust Tips
Ride Most Likely to Lull Passengers to Sleep

Best Panel Gap Fit

Look at those impeccable panel gaps, so minimal, so even, so symmetrical. Why even bother calling them gaps at this point? This may as well all be one piece.

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Best Exterior Paint Finish

Micas, metallics, and pearls, Lexus has a handle on making some uniquely shiny paint finishes. What is it about those staunch Germans and their boring paint choices? The only way to get a cool color out of Germany is to pay a small fortune for the “Individual” option. What a joke. There isn’t a higher quality paint option than what Lexus offers this side of $100,000.

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Best Use of Fake Exhaust Tips

The first generation IS-F was an awesome car, bringing Lexus into the realm of the performance sports sedan. Man, check out the vertically stacked, quad exhaust. That’s awesome! Until you get closer and realize those tips were writing checks that the rest of the exhaust couldn’t cash. Later models like the RC-F rectified this.

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Most Likely to Lull Passengers to Sleep

Have you ever ridden in the back seat of a Lexus? Probably not, because you’re usually the one driving, but let me tell you, it is NICE back there. Soft touch plastics, supple leather everywhere, and with that creamy smooth ride quality, it’s no wonder that your Lexus was voted 2016’s “Most Likely to Lull Passengers to Sleep.” Congratulations. 

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For do-it-yourself guides on the Lexus IS and other Lexus models, please see our how-to section in the forum.


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