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Old 11-07-01, 03:24 AM
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Well, that's it for the jokes right now, maybe I'll post some more later.
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Old 11-07-01, 06:12 AM
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>Men are like.....Laxatives.
>>They irritate the ****** out of you.
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>>Men are like......Bananas.
>>The older they get, the less firm they are.
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>>Men are like.....Vacations.
>>They never seem to be long enough.
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>>Men are like.....Bank Machines.
>>Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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>>Men are like.....Weather.
>>Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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>>Men are like.....Blenders.
>>You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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>>Men are like.....Cement.
>>After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
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>>Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
>>Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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>>Men are like.....Coffee.
>>The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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>>Men are like.....Commercials.
>>You can't believe a word they say.
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>>Men are like.....Department Stores.
>>Their clothes should always be half off.
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>>Men are like.....Government bonds.
>>They take so long to mature.
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>>Men are like.....Horoscopes.
>>They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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>>Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
>>If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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>>Men are like.....Mascara.
>>They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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>>Men are like.....Popcorn.
>>They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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>>Men are like.....Snowstorms.
>>You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he
>>will last
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LOL, good one!!!
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Old 11-07-01, 11:55 AM
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cperez100 : are you a girl?
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Old 11-08-01, 09:51 AM
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Nope.. I'm a man, but I wanted to share this with ya all....

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Old 11-08-01, 10:02 AM
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The sign says ... "YOU ARE HERE"
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Toothbrush: Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world.
Roll of paper: Yeaaa Right !!!
LOL
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Those last ones posted are pretty funny, thanks for the laugh!!
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Originally posted by T.L.W.
LOL, did you check the dates on this thread?
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Originally posted by Richie
LOL, did you check the dates on this thread?
He doesn't care
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Originally posted by Richie
LOL, did you check the dates on this thread?
oh i did but some of those jokes ive never heard and gave me a good laugh

i always want to share a good laugh

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