And the wheels, the spoilerless trunklid, a new shifter, chrome bezel, cargo net, newer floormats, maybe some perforated seats, some HID headlights, a V8...replace that burned-out headlight bulb!

I HAVE NOT done this, but I admit I briefly contemplated it once. But hey--if you do indeed find a schmo dealer, he'll do it happily on the cheap, and your conscience is clear.

Disclaimer: If anyone reading this pulls a dumba$$ and actually follows through with this brilliant but stupid idea, I have no sympathy for your ticket, time in the slammer, beotchslap from the wife, ball-breaking from friends, etc. I may offer the golf clap if you pull it off successfully.

 

Or just wood grain it

 

That's....wood...on the floormat?

 

The carpet matches the drapes! I thought the same thing It's petty neat. My 98-00 has a wood dask kit covering it. I think the $159 is steep I skipped it for a Sportdesign grill for that price!

 

Yeah mats came with car lol and I actually skipped on some cheap lexus mats too because the wood grain mats grew on me lol