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Old 12-17-06, 08:57 PM
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Lightbulb Clarkson on the GL class: If you own one, I'll stick you in the eye with a fork"

Crazy how differences overseas can be so different! The GL class won SUV of the Year here and was 1st place in another comparison. Clarkson had his usual editorial in Top Gear basically saying how he understands the "G" class and loves it, but the rest of the Benz trucks/vans, he pretty much hates.
He called owners of the "R" class stupid b/c the Volvo XC 70 is cheaper and better in every way.
BUt his tirade was really on the GL class. He called it ugly and really just for Americans (and of course we are stupid). What was funny was his description of driving it, saying, he thought he was in the left lane but the SUV was so big, he was in the left, middle AND right lanes at the same time .

He mentioned it's ridiculous to park, etc etc etc

He basically ripped it a new one. The funny thing is he called Benz to borrow one, and they let him use it. In return, they get a new one ripped.

He then ends the editorial saying how if he is at dinner and finds out someone at the table owns one, he would take a fork and stick you in the eye with it!
 
Old 12-17-06, 09:36 PM
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hehe this is funny, but i think this is how reviews will eventually go to -- factories providing cars for review, whether the results are good or not.

more nice stuff from clarkson
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Old 12-17-06, 09:42 PM
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If Clarkson keeps this up some enraged MB employee might
just stick a fork in his eye first
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Old 12-18-06, 02:01 AM
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controversy generates a lot more public interest than a good review.

also makes people want to see the car to decide how bad it is
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Old 12-18-06, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by 1SICKLEX
C He called it ugly and really just for Americans (and of course we are stupid).
Isn't the GL built in America? Me and my friend+his car junkie g/f agreed the GL has some Mopar in it...
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Old 12-18-06, 06:52 AM
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hahhaha...gotta love that Clarkson!
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Old 12-18-06, 08:08 AM
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Hahaha.....Europeans
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Old 12-18-06, 08:57 AM
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I think Clarkson hates Americans more than certain types of cars.

He hates the GL (and every Lexus) because it caters to those that want creature comforts instead of Autobahn handling/performance.

Hey, Clarkson: we were against the Germans. We don't want to drive like them...
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Originally Posted by 1SICKLEX

He mentioned it's ridiculous to park, etc etc etc
I wonder what's the reason as compared to the other full size suvs-suburban/yukon xl/expedition el/escalade esv.....???

It was about time that mb has a full size suv but doesn't seem to sell as well as the ml?
I agree about the r class being way overpriced.
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Old 12-18-06, 10:42 AM
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LOL, I love reading his stuff.
Allways makes me laugh!
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..........lol
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Clarkson doesn't 'get' the GL because he lives in the UK with quaint curvy and tiny 2 lane roads with hedges on both sides in most places. Driving a GL there would feel like driving a school bus here.
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Originally Posted by nthach
Isn't the GL built in America? Me and my friend+his car junkie g/f agreed the GL has some Mopar in it...

Yes, sir... They are assembled in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. The same plant that they build the R and ML-Class.
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Originally Posted by GS3Tek
I wonder what's the reason as compared to the other full size suvs-suburban/yukon xl/expedition el/escalade esv.....???

It was about time that mb has a full size suv but doesn't seem to sell as well as the ml?
I agree about the r class being way overpriced.
Full size almost never sells as well as mid size...
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Originally Posted by 1SICKLEX
He basically ripped it a new one. The funny thing is he called Benz to borrow one, and they let him use it. In return, they get a new one ripped.

He then ends the editorial saying how if he is at dinner and finds out someone at the table owns one, he would take a fork and stick you in the eye with it!
I agree, Mike.................a comment like this is uncalled for, especially since M-B apparantly went out of their way to give him a new one to test. You and I both review vehicles all the time, and even with things about those vehicles we don't like ( I-Drive and MMI are good examples ) I don't recall either you or me ever making a statement like this.
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