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Old 04-07-11, 12:16 PM   #1
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Default MD man glued to Wal-Mart seat

How the heck are people still falling for this? Who sticks their bare azz on a public toilet seat these days and then does so without checking it?

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Police in Maryland are hunting for an April Fools' joker who left a helpless man glued to a bathroom toilet in a suburban Wal-Mart store.

Cops found the 48-year-old victim stuck to a toilet seat at a store in Elkton, Md., around 7 p.m. on March 31 after workers heard him screaming for help, cops said.

A crew of police, firemen and paramedics tried to pry the poor man off the seat after it became clear he wasn't able to stand up on his own.

Eventually, though, they freed him from the stall, seat and all, cops said.

The man was taken to a nearby hospital where the seat was removed. He left with a few scrapes and scratches on his backside, CNN reported.

Cops don't think the man was a target - instead, they think it was a case of the old "superglue on the toilet seat" April Fools' day practical joke.

But the jokester probably won't be laughing for long. He or she will face second-degree assault charges if cops manage to nab him.
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Old 04-07-11, 12:40 PM   #2
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seriously people actually sit on public toilet seats without cleaning it or anything...

he must've really had to go to not notice the wet glue when he sat down....nasty
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Old 04-07-11, 12:41 PM   #3
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That's why I squat on the seat rim on public toilets.
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Old 04-07-11, 01:04 PM   #4
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He didn't even put the seat "protector" thing on (or 5 of them)? Ewww
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Old 04-07-11, 01:51 PM   #5
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The actual footage of the man stuck on the toilet rim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgPpA...eature=related
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Old 04-07-11, 02:08 PM   #6
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seriously? I put like 10 of the seat protectors on...and then I line it with toilet paper
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Old 04-07-11, 02:09 PM   #7
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Even if they catch the joker I can't see the charges sticking.
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I triple layer! Ripping those corners are kinda annoying, i flip one of them as well
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Old 04-07-11, 04:29 PM   #9
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Poor guy .... imagine walking him out Walmart with a toilet seat stuck on his ***.
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Even if they catch the joker I can't see the charges sticking.
Haha! I saw what you did there.
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Old 04-07-11, 10:40 PM   #11
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Man that sucks. But how can you use a public restroom without laying anything down on the toilet seat!

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Even if they catch the joker I can't see the charges sticking.
Hilarious!
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Old 04-07-11, 10:43 PM   #12
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the guy was 48 probably didnt even think to check and just had to go

that **** is ****ed up, just as ****ed up as when i heard some kids thinking its funny to leave flower pots in the road after a hill
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haha! I saw what you did there.
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too funny....sad but funny.
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Just a harmless practical joke. No need to get all butt hurt.


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