thaeleelyr

I love you. I'm not sure exactly when it happened. I think it started some time after I printed out your spectacular directions for replacing the spark plugs, probably right as I was pulling out the #5 coil without having to pull off the manifold. But I think what really cinched it for me were all those lovely photos and directions for some very basic & much needed maintenance in the "I have a bad gas mileage, how about yours??" thread. All of these tenebrous terms like "IAVC" and "MAF", where they are located, and how to give some tender love to them, are all now clearly understood. What's more, I can take my new binder of printed directions with giant, lovely pictures (boldly titled on the front," With Love, From Lexmex") out to my car, place it somewhere near, and take care of my baby without having to spend $300 for some jerk at the local garage to pretend he did it.

The only thing better than me taking care of my baby would be to watch you take care of my baby. So dear, dear Lexmex, would you please marry me and take care of my car forever? Please? Because I really hate having to spend 3 hours in 20 degree weather changing spark plugs and I know you would never be that bone-headed about it.

Say yes, my car needs you.

carguy07

Hmm, I think this is one of those times for the old "this thread is worthless without pics".

blueridge

You better sweeten the pot big time to get him to move from South FL to the cold weather.

Carver

*heads to the kitchen for popcorn*

Raoul

I knew this would happen once they repealed 'Don't ask, don't tell'.

thaeleelyr

I'm not a guy, and I sure hope Lexmex is because I don't go that way. I could post pics, but considering the weather, it'll involve about 5 layers of clothes. You might be able to see my eyes.

RXSF

...this is so suspenseful

Carver

...and neither hide nor hair of our resident Lothario. He's probably getting all fluffed up before he comes in here to dig his toe in the dirt with bashful downcast eyes as he attempts to talk tools with our new femme fatale .

kalali

WE NEED PICTURES......