I needed that laugh.
Just spent the last 2 hours replacing a broken-stuck valve on the water supply line to the toilet. Sheep like that -ALWAYS
happens after hours! I was willing to pay the the after hours plumber but on his way over, the alternator in his truck died. So much for not getting my hands dirty.
I'm just getting around to having dinner now.
I won't mention how much aversion I have to plumbing and water related house maintenance.