TonyN

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funny ****.. read and don't laugh so lound..this is why rice is so made fun of, if they stop this crap then it wouldn't be so bad. Maybe we should have a lexus song.


I am not sure of it's actual origin, but I thought it was interesting.


(Sing it to the beat of "Ice, Ice, Baby",by Vanilla Ice)
Yo, VTEK, lets kick it,
rice rice baby, rice rice baby,
all right stop collaborate and listen,
rice is back with a brand new invention,
chopped springs hug tha road tightly,
6inch exhaust tip flows loud nightly,
will it ever stop, yo, I don’t know,
hit my neon lights and I’ll glow,
too tha extreme my car looks like a candle,
and tha paint looks like it was done by a vandal,
dance, I got a speaker that booms,
this aint a car it’s a mobile sound room,
bass, listen to tha melody,
if it was louder yo it’d be a felony,
love it or leave it you can’t gain way,
with my type-r sticker I’ll lose you any day,
if there’s a problem yo I’ll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
rice rice baby, rice rice baby,
now my suspensions jumpin,
my bumper hit tha ground, but who cares, I’m bumpin,
quick to tha point, I ain't fakin,
fryin camaros like a pound of bacon,
burning em, cause I’m quick and nimble,
you can’t fade me and my VTEK symbol,
cause your a poser in your souped up 5-0,
I’m gonna roll, hey wheres that 5-0,
rollin, in my 2 point 0,
leaning to tha right so I can shift on tha go,
Tha girlies, all say hey you,
but could I see? No, cause my spoiler blocked my view,
so I kept on, pursuing to tha next stop,
I bust a left and I`m lookin out for the next cop,
tha girls looked hot wearing their bikinis,
I saw a few chumps drivin stock Lamborghinis,
jealous, cause I`m drivin mine,
I`m ready punks, so watch for my nine,
you lookin at me funny, I`ll cap you next time,
if theres a problem yo I`ll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
rice rice baby, rice rice baby,
take heed, cause I`m a honda poet,
acura`s on tha scene in case ya didnt know it
my exhaust tip created all tha bass sound,
rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground,
cause my rides style is reeeeeeeeeeeeal,
with an exhaust tone ya can feeeeeeeel,
2 foot spoiler wit a 6inch exhaust tip,
yo, it`s a helluva concept,
so fast, all tha eights say damn,
if rice was a drug I`d sell it by tha gram,
if theres a problem yo I`ll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
rice rice baby, rice rice baby.

Prelude Poem:

My Battle Against the "Ludicrous `Lude"

It was a dark evening on Beltline Road.
No cops in sight and us on hold.
Me in my Celica and "him" in his `Lude.
I held fast to my 5-speed in a ravenous mood.
"He" grabbed ahold of his shifter just for show.
I waited and "he" waited for that light to glow.

To my surprise, THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN!
I dropped the clutch extremely mean!
The jerk took me by suprise! "OH, WHAT A THRILL!"
But not as surprising to see a frightening chill.
That "he" was ahead and me behind.
"OH ****, OH ****,
I should`ve started in front of the line!"

I shifted into second and floored it some more; then
into third for torque galore!
"I can`t, I can`t catch up to `him`!"
But it was too late; "he" took the win.
"I`ll be back with my performance mods!
And I`ll show you who is god!"