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Farting in your Lexus (no seriously)

Old 02-10-09, 08:01 AM
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Pull my finger!
Old 02-10-09, 08:16 AM
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I personaly like to set my heated seat to position #3, then lock my windows..that way my passenger(s) gets a nice and warm fart smell...hehehe
Old 02-10-09, 09:51 AM
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I fart, then turn on the seat coolers and ventilate them, so it wont stay inside the seat. LOL
no, but seriously, I do that eeeevery time
Old 02-10-09, 10:33 AM
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I usually try to hold it until I get out. What sucks is that my best friend farted in my car before I did. Now it seems like he has share holding on my car. I knew I shoud've blessed it first!
Old 02-10-09, 10:43 AM
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I read somewhere the average person farts 10 times a day. So I consider myself unaverage then, cause I let it ripped 10 times in half a day!! jk
Old 02-10-09, 11:44 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAAA omg, im at work on the floor laughing so hard.

This thread is classic.
Old 02-10-09, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Floorance
Whatever you do, don't fart before you drive up to get your car serviced......lesson learned the hard way
tell us what happened

I want every little stinky detail!
Old 02-10-09, 01:01 PM
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I didn't fart in my car for atleast 3-4 months after purchasing it. It was my first new car so I felt bad. I used to fart in my Civic day in day out. =). That was years ago. Now, when I let one rip, I just open all windows to suck out the air (I'm 95% of the time on the freeway).
Old 02-10-09, 01:16 PM
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i don't fart in my car...but my friends like to....A-holes...
Old 02-10-09, 03:27 PM
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fart first, THEN get in the car..
Old 02-10-09, 07:23 PM
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If it can really damage the seat, then you'll see 2 damaged areas. 1 is right underneath your butt and 1 is about 2-4" forward apart. Gas and water leak. Then head gasket leaks, too. Come on, folks. You knew it's impossible.
Old 02-10-09, 08:19 PM
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I rip *** 9 out of 10 times I drive my vehicle..my car is about 1.5 yrs old and my seats still look brand new. I take care of my car like it were my child. When I get out of the seats I actually push off the door sill and kind of roll over so I don't smash the edge of the seats and get those nasty creases. However I fart like a madman, I mean it's just methane, what could it possible do? Think about it, the gas has to pass through boxers and pants first. For some of your dirty people..ONE layer.
Old 02-10-09, 08:38 PM
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Nice subject matter! I'm an expert when it comes to this topic.


I actually just farted before typing this sentence hehe.


But for damaging the leather, i don't think it will physically degrade it to any extent. Perhaps the smell of the new car will dissipate a little quicker if anything.

Of course if you accidently ****-fart in the seat like i once did a few years ago, it could potentially stain the leather.

Old 02-10-09, 08:47 PM
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That's why I never purchase a used vehicle. If anyone is going to fart on the driver's seat, it's going to be ME!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to buy something someone has tainted.
Old 02-10-09, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ACCURATEin

Of course if you accidently ****-fart in the seat like i once did a few years ago, it could potentially stain the leather.

.......

LMAO

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