Farting in your Lexus (no seriously)

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02-09-09, 01:12 PM

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Wow you guys are crazy about your isx50! I fart in my car like it's nothing. I would never thought anyone would really even care.

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02-09-09, 01:14 PM

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Even though my girlfriend would disagree, my farts do no harm to the car (only her nasal cavity...)

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02-09-09, 01:15 PM

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I have farting competitions w/ my friends! That's what the fart button is for (the air filter button)...

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02-09-09, 01:21 PM

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thats exactly what the little button is for.

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02-09-09, 01:22 PM

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This thread isn't ridiculous. It's just another fact of life. The main reason people buy new cars is because they don't want to sit in the car that's absorbed by the f**ting smell from the previous owners.

If f**t damages the seat, you'll notice a lot of holes in the company chairs if you happen to work in the office with people sitting 8 hours/day...LOL..It's a crazy thread but it's funny as well.

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02-09-09, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sgm250

I realize the ridiculousness of this thread, but I was wondering if anyone else has hesitated to fart on their nice leather seats? I've discussed this with my buddy at work and I am actually concerned that over time farting in the same spot could damage my seats!

Anybody? Anybody?

Umm--do your farts damage your pants?

(does this count at "Car Chat"??)

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02-09-09, 01:37 PM

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Whatever you do, don't fart before you drive up to get your car serviced......lesson learned the hard way

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02-09-09, 01:44 PM

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hahahaha this thread is funny.

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02-09-09, 01:54 PM

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You know what perforated seats are, right?

of course i do....it was just sarcasm

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You've got some issues.... .

did you not read VikH's post

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I try to avoid it because of the sharting factor.

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No they don't..... .

which ISx50 models do not come perforated?

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02-09-09, 02:00 PM

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I fart all the time everyday in the car with my friends and i haven't broken or damaged anything yet lmao. i think farts are always funny. lol. secretly fart turn on the seat a/c and lock the windows. I also have these cool light up air fresheners that plug into the cigarette lighter. it glows green with the scent of cucumber melon....

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02-09-09, 02:48 PM

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Haha this thread is funny. Just turn on the ventilated seats if you have them and it'll keep any smells from staying in the seat

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02-09-09, 02:50 PM

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Haha this thread is funny. Just turn on the ventilated seats if you have them and it'll keep any smells from staying in the seat

DO NOT DO THIS. It blows your fart right back up into your nose. It's just not pleasant. Trust me I know.

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02-09-09, 02:53 PM

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I can't.

Really.

I can't tell the difference between a fart and a poo.

So, I can't risk it.

Therefore, I don't.

I think I have a hyposensitive anus.

Some people find that sexy.

Or maybe it's just because I am.

Damn, I'm sexy.

What are we talking about again?