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My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

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Old 08-21-02, 10:10 PM
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Default My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

Okay, how about a little group poetry?
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Dig deep into your heart and tell the world why....


My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

She's fast when i want her to be,
when i don't, she's happy with the slow and low,
She comes with a built-in navigation system,
and she never says "no"!

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My Alexis screams, when I step on her....:eek:
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she has the perfect body
and she's never lead astray
when i stick the key inside her
shes knows its time to play......

well I never was a good poet
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My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

"She's 3 foot tall with a flat head and no teeth..."

Oh sorry, wrong poem.

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Old 08-22-02, 02:19 AM
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Originally posted by bitkahuna
My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

"She's 3 foot tall with a flat head and no teeth..."

Oh sorry, wrong poem.
ROTFLMAO... That's too funny...
Old 08-22-02, 03:00 AM
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Default Here's mine...

My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

"She's big, fat and weights 2 tons
When I step on her, she gets the runs...
I have to wash her twice a week
or else she will look like crusty *** feet...
Like a girl, she's put me in debt
It will take a life time to pay off I bet...
In the end, she'll outlast me by far
because what looks like a Lexus is a Toyota car..."

:eek: Yes, this is my perfect girl! haha
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My Lexus is like the perfect girl because....

She lets out a growl
As I make a pass

And my friends are all jealous,
cuz she's got the phattest a$$

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my gs is like the perfect girl
she knows when to please me
when i push her hard
her every stroke is so easy

and when she's down and dirty
i give her a big splash
rub her curves with my hands
and make sure she has a spottless as$

she purrs and she moans
when she pulls me hard
look out you honda civics
my gs will make you jealous from the start.


BEAT THAT!!!!

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Originally posted by bitkahuna
My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

"She's 3 foot tall with a flat head and no teeth..."

Oh sorry, wrong poem.
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LFMAO!!!!!!!!!


she grips me tight as i go through the curves
her shoes look so nice as she kisses my nerves

her *** is so fine
with the round silver dime

she knows what to do
as i push down my shoe
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...she takes me places i've never been before, and i could have a few at a time.

you guys are funny and lyrical...
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she's got oversized headlights
but they are pefect for her body
and when we're out and about
she attracts the attention of every other hottie....

and did i mention she's always got leather on?
hell, you gotta like that,
her black leather will never go out of style,
nor will her black mat.
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damn i'd love to hear what robb would say here!! hahaha

im no poet so im not even gonna try but good work guys!!
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Originally posted by bitkahuna
My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

"She's 3 foot tall with a flat head and no teeth..."

Oh sorry, wrong poem.
I knew that girl... she had bruises all over her body from people touching her with eleven foot poles!
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My GS is like the perfect girl because:

when we're out on the town
she looks so damned sexy

haters come from all angles
when I'm rollin' with Lexy

she once lost a wheel
and walked with a limp

but NOW when we roll out
I feel like a pimp



that was pretty sad wasn't it???

Eric
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Originally posted by bitkahuna
My GS is like the perfect girl because.....

"She's 3 foot tall with a flat head and no teeth..."

Oh sorry, wrong poem.
am i the only one that doesn't get this one???


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