How Steve Jobs got away with a Plateless Mercedes
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I'm sure he could order at least half a dozen of them before they ceased production of the SL55 , make a deal with the dealership to have a newly registered car to be leased to him every 6 months ...
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The phone convo
-Yes this is Steve Jobs...I am interested in your SL 55
"Well Mr. Jobs, first off why is your name Jobs, you trying to say we don't work too?
-I would like to buy SL 55, I think that one goes 55 MPH
"Sir are you kidding me, the thing is faster than a Ferrari
-Oh well I like it and would like to buy your SL 55s
"SL 55s? Plural? Are you high on drugs? Look Mr. Jobs or Mr. Careers or who you think you are this is MERCEDES BENZ okay and you can stop this crap right now and I'll try to get you in a new C 300"
-No, I don't want the C300, All your SL 55s is mine, I have an app for that, you on an iPhone"
-Yes
"Look at it now
"OMG I AM SO SORRY MR STEVE JOBS, PLEASE MAKE MY APPS COME BACK
"I will be leasing a new SL 55 every 6 months identical in silver the next 6 or so years, if you **** this up I ill put in in a computer like Tron"
-Yes this is Steve Jobs...I am interested in your SL 55
"Well Mr. Jobs, first off why is your name Jobs, you trying to say we don't work too?
-I would like to buy SL 55, I think that one goes 55 MPH
"Sir are you kidding me, the thing is faster than a Ferrari
-Oh well I like it and would like to buy your SL 55s
"SL 55s? Plural? Are you high on drugs? Look Mr. Jobs or Mr. Careers or who you think you are this is MERCEDES BENZ okay and you can stop this crap right now and I'll try to get you in a new C 300"
-No, I don't want the C300, All your SL 55s is mine, I have an app for that, you on an iPhone"
-Yes
"Look at it now
"OMG I AM SO SORRY MR STEVE JOBS, PLEASE MAKE MY APPS COME BACK
"I will be leasing a new SL 55 every 6 months identical in silver the next 6 or so years, if you **** this up I ill put in in a computer like Tron"