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08-20-09, 07:08 AM
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Honda 5spd Lots of moods - $1 (Allentown)
Date: 2009-08-18, 1:30AM EDT
Reply to: sale-jxjsq-1328898930@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi up for sale is a 95 Honda Prelude 5spd 99k miles Is back on listing due of low balers that keep flagging me but I will not sell the car for to cheap. It is on a fair price considering what KBB said without all the modification. They are around of 3k just in body modification so I am selling already way cheap
The car have nice body work upgrades that includes
Japanese 350z taillights
Nissan functional NSX side inserts
Front Fiberglass Scorpion hood scoop
EVO Lightweight rear spoiler
3z front fenders
Front Combat body kit
Rear Bomex body kit
Side Custom Terminator Skirts
17” lightweight Racing Wheels
The body has been finish and is in primer ready for sealant and new paint job.
The car start’s right up with no engine knocking or weird noises
There are more moods in the car but I can remember at this time.
If the car is not sold by no latter they 1st week of September I will not sell at all since I am moving and will be forced to take the car with me I will move around 100miles of my location. And will finish the paint job and keep the car or sell for way higher prices since KBB shows more than 5K in excellent condition.
Here it is $3,500 O.B.O. and that means a reasonable offer I am not in a obligation to sell or in the need of the money any more it is that will be easier to move without the extra car since I own 4 already. And yes I posted past month with a price of $2,800 firm because the body work was not completed and molding was not completely finish. But now the car is done and ready for sealant and new Paint job. The car starts and drives with no problem. Your welcome to test drives the car but since the inspection was expired last month will only give test drive to people that have cash in hand. No exemptions. Your welcome to check out the car and start it and inspected.. all body modification were created for better aerodynamic ( air flow in top speed and looks ) and are P.A. motor vehicle legal. Pass all DMV inspection compliance. Means you can inspected with no problem at all and will not have any alteration problem with the law.
http://allentown.craigslist.org/cto/1328898930.html
http://allentown.craigslist.or....html
Date: 2009-08-18, 1:30AM EDT
Reply to: sale-jxjsq-1328898930@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi up for sale is a 95 Honda Prelude 5spd 99k miles Is back on listing due of low balers that keep flagging me but I will not sell the car for to cheap. It is on a fair price considering what KBB said without all the modification. They are around of 3k just in body modification so I am selling already way cheap
The car have nice body work upgrades that includes
Japanese 350z taillights
Nissan functional NSX side inserts
Front Fiberglass Scorpion hood scoop
EVO Lightweight rear spoiler
3z front fenders
Front Combat body kit
Rear Bomex body kit
Side Custom Terminator Skirts
17” lightweight Racing Wheels
The body has been finish and is in primer ready for sealant and new paint job.
The car start’s right up with no engine knocking or weird noises
There are more moods in the car but I can remember at this time.
If the car is not sold by no latter they 1st week of September I will not sell at all since I am moving and will be forced to take the car with me I will move around 100miles of my location. And will finish the paint job and keep the car or sell for way higher prices since KBB shows more than 5K in excellent condition.
Here it is $3,500 O.B.O. and that means a reasonable offer I am not in a obligation to sell or in the need of the money any more it is that will be easier to move without the extra car since I own 4 already. And yes I posted past month with a price of $2,800 firm because the body work was not completed and molding was not completely finish. But now the car is done and ready for sealant and new Paint job. The car starts and drives with no problem. Your welcome to test drives the car but since the inspection was expired last month will only give test drive to people that have cash in hand. No exemptions. Your welcome to check out the car and start it and inspected.. all body modification were created for better aerodynamic ( air flow in top speed and looks ) and are P.A. motor vehicle legal. Pass all DMV inspection compliance. Means you can inspected with no problem at all and will not have any alteration problem with the law.
http://allentown.craigslist.org/cto/1328898930.html
http://allentown.craigslist.or....html
08-20-09, 07:32 AM
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I'll chip in $4.00 for a Kaopectate holder??? 
Kaopectate
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Kaopectate, known medically as bismuth subsalicylate, is an orally taken medication from Chattem, Inc. for the treatment of mild diarrhea. It is also sometimes used to treat indigestion, nausea and stomach ulcers.
Kaopectate
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Kaopectate, known medically as bismuth subsalicylate, is an orally taken medication from Chattem, Inc. for the treatment of mild diarrhea. It is also sometimes used to treat indigestion, nausea and stomach ulcers.
08-20-09, 08:49 AM
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due of low balers that keep flagging me but I will not sell the car for to cheap.
Nissan functional NSX side inserts
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08-20-09, 03:48 PM
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Epic fail...my oh my. At least it was entertaining...
08-20-09, 07:12 PM
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all body modifications were made for aerodynamics...
as far as I know, that spoiler increases drag and so does the hood scoop.
That's ok.. who wants a PMS car with lotsa moods?
as far as I know, that spoiler increases drag and so does the hood scoop.
That's ok.. who wants a PMS car with lotsa moods?
08-26-09, 12:28 PM
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http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/1326850925.html
One of a kind NASA vehicle - $2300 (Old Hickory)
Date: 2009-08-16, 8:41PM CDT
Reply to: sale-jj85q-1326850925@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
This Grand Caravan LE (Lockheed Edition) was a prototype developed by Dodge with input from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratories and Lockheed Martin.
The exterior of the vehicle is completely stock Dodge...with one telltale exception...the afterburner taillights. In fact, this vehicle is so advanced, the manufacturers don't refer to them as simply "taillights"...they are called "navigational beacons".
This is a 1998 model year and I have owned it for 2 1/2 years with no issues. Although there are 210K miles on the vehicle, it still performs very well. This is probably because, before I bought it, it had only been used once...as a Lunar Transport Vehicle. This would account for the first 190K miles. (before any of you techie, geek types start explaining that the moon, at its closest, is 225,622 miles away, please realize that the wheels were not spinning the entire trip...duh!!)
I got a really good deal on this vessel when I bought it at a government auction (only $2.3M), so I am prepared to pass the savings along to you. I am willing to part with it at 1/1000 of my cost. That's a savings of $2,297,700.
I've already gotten several inquiries from small, but insistent, military dictatorships in Southeast Asia, but would be much more comfortable keeping this cutting edge, high tech engineering marvel stateside.
The lucky buyer will also get a slightly used copy of Dave Ramsey's "Financial Peace"...which, based on my wife's purchase of a small, expensive convertible, is vastly overrated and holds no sway in any of our fiscal decisions.
Please consider increasing your stockpile with this valuable asset before I am forced to sell it to Myanmar. Serious inquiries only.
God Bless America.
One of a kind NASA vehicle - $2300 (Old Hickory)
Date: 2009-08-16, 8:41PM CDT
Reply to: sale-jj85q-1326850925@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
This Grand Caravan LE (Lockheed Edition) was a prototype developed by Dodge with input from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratories and Lockheed Martin.
The exterior of the vehicle is completely stock Dodge...with one telltale exception...the afterburner taillights. In fact, this vehicle is so advanced, the manufacturers don't refer to them as simply "taillights"...they are called "navigational beacons".
This is a 1998 model year and I have owned it for 2 1/2 years with no issues. Although there are 210K miles on the vehicle, it still performs very well. This is probably because, before I bought it, it had only been used once...as a Lunar Transport Vehicle. This would account for the first 190K miles. (before any of you techie, geek types start explaining that the moon, at its closest, is 225,622 miles away, please realize that the wheels were not spinning the entire trip...duh!!)
I got a really good deal on this vessel when I bought it at a government auction (only $2.3M), so I am prepared to pass the savings along to you. I am willing to part with it at 1/1000 of my cost. That's a savings of $2,297,700.
I've already gotten several inquiries from small, but insistent, military dictatorships in Southeast Asia, but would be much more comfortable keeping this cutting edge, high tech engineering marvel stateside.
The lucky buyer will also get a slightly used copy of Dave Ramsey's "Financial Peace"...which, based on my wife's purchase of a small, expensive convertible, is vastly overrated and holds no sway in any of our fiscal decisions.
Please consider increasing your stockpile with this valuable asset before I am forced to sell it to Myanmar. Serious inquiries only.
God Bless America.