Stupid IROC owner on the radio
09-16-05, 10:24 AM
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Stupid IROC owner on the radio
It's long...but totally worth listening to. I've honestly never heard such obserd comments out of anyone. He basically explains how he gets out of tickets... one line is that radar can't catch him because he washes and waxes his car!! 
http://www.streetneeds.com/solidpantz/iroc.mp3
http://www.streetneeds.com/solidpantz/iroc.mp3
09-16-05, 12:07 PM
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I'd love to see the length of this tool's mullet!!!!
Sure, he tries the ol' "I pay your salary!" line!!!
I really loved the line about how "Sweet" his car is and how it'll smoke anything on the road!!!
"It's a '86 IROC Camaro and it has like 270 horsepower". What a d-weed!!! Dude, your car in an '86, the only engine option you have is a 305, in actuality it only made 215 HP!
And his ultimate line........"They wash & wax the Stealth Bomber every day"
God, I'm rollin' here.....still listening to it while typing!!! God this rules!!!!!
Sure, he tries the ol' "I pay your salary!" line!!!
I really loved the line about how "Sweet" his car is and how it'll smoke anything on the road!!!
"It's a '86 IROC Camaro and it has like 270 horsepower". What a d-weed!!! Dude, your car in an '86, the only engine option you have is a 305, in actuality it only made 215 HP!
And his ultimate line........"They wash & wax the Stealth Bomber every day"
God, I'm rollin' here.....still listening to it while typing!!! God this rules!!!!!
09-16-05, 12:19 PM
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OK, OK, I just HAVE to post again!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!! This dude is unreal!!!!!! I was initially thinking this was some recording from a bunch of years ago.........It's not!!! It's fairly recent!!!!!! And he still thinks his ride is so sweet!!!!!!!!!
"I have a lot of tats." My god, this guy is the mullet version of Napeleon Dynamite!!!
Then he tops it all by saying "My tats are temporary."
Oh forget that!!! This was the best!!!
"If you talk a talk you have to walk a walk"
QuikLex - You owe me a new pair of boxers cause I'm laughing so hard right now I crapped my pants and people can hear me outside the closed door of my office!!!!!
"I have a lot of tats." My god, this guy is the mullet version of Napeleon Dynamite!!!
Then he tops it all by saying "My tats are temporary."
Oh forget that!!! This was the best!!!
"If you talk a talk you have to walk a walk"
QuikLex - You owe me a new pair of boxers cause I'm laughing so hard right now I crapped my pants and people can hear me outside the closed door of my office!!!!!
09-16-05, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexusfreak
Can you say A$$ HAT?! 
What do ya think guys? Gilligan or Stumblebum? 
An 86 Iroc? My door handle is worth more than his whole car! 
What do ya think guys? Gilligan or Stumblebum? An 86 Iroc? My door handle is worth more than his whole car! I'll go Stumblebum with your choices, but I still have to say Napeleon with his "Do you have a sweet ride?" comments!
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09-17-05, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by mkorsu
I really loved the line about how "Sweet" his car is and how it'll smoke anything on the road!!!
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09-17-05, 12:13 PM
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I heard this about a year ago...LMAO....hahahahaha....
Few Examples
"I have drawn on tattoos"
"I have Marbalo Lights on the dash"
"I got a note from a cop, actually a thank you note because he admitted to me that I have a sweet car..."
"Because my car is clean and shining..."
ahhaahhaahhah
- Nizhu
Few Examples
"I have drawn on tattoos"
"I have Marbalo Lights on the dash"
"I got a note from a cop, actually a thank you note because he admitted to me that I have a sweet car..."
"Because my car is clean and shining..."
ahhaahhaahhah
- Nizhu
09-17-05, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by lexusondubs
did you guys notics his name was chris ?? 
hey chris was this you before the lex LOL 
hey chris was this you before the lex LOL My name's Chris, and I used to drive a Chevy
