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04-16-06, 12:12 AM
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Lexus Champion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 2,806
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Best "YO MOMMA" line from MTV
mine are
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and it broke 
your momma so stupid she was going to disney land and the sign said "Disney land Left" she turned the car around and went home
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04-16-06, 02:00 AM
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Lexus Champion
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: CA
Posts: 2,097
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Your momma is so dirty, that when I was chatting with her online she gave me a virus.
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04-16-06, 02:10 AM
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Lexus Fanatic
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Las Vegas!
Posts: 6,408
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you guys crack me up!!  
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04-16-06, 03:05 AM
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Lexus Fanatic
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: In the Hudson River
Posts: 5,119
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"Yo momma breath so bad, you ain't black, she just breathed on you too much"
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04-16-06, 06:20 AM
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Lexus Fanatic
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Hobe Sound, Florida
Posts: 7,839
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Yo momma so stupid that i asked her to do a push up and she went and got from the ice cream truck....
Sorry if thats wrong... That show has some great lines...
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04-16-06, 08:21 AM
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Lead Lap
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Florida
Posts: 410
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1. Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
2. Yo momma so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday.
3. Yo momma so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. 
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04-16-06, 08:33 AM
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blue-mod
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 10,876
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"Your Momma so fat she fell broke her leg and gravy started pouring out"
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Suspension- Rotora 4 pot 355mm 4 corner BBK..Tein CS
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04-16-06, 08:38 AM
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blue-mod
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 10,876
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"Yo Momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu !"
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July 2007 Modified Magazine Feature.
Exterior- Spectra Blue Pearl 2 tone..Wise..RMM..JP..L-Sportline..Q45's
Wheels- Black Titty Chrome Zone 1's.. 21x9.5-21x11
Suspension- Rotora 4 pot 355mm 4 corner BBK..Tein CS
Engine- 2JZGTE..HKS 2835..Greddy..Apexi..Fluidyne..5 Layer Chrome..
Interior- Blk Leather swap..Blk & Blue suede.. Blk Granite trim..Autometer
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04-16-06, 11:29 AM
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Lexus Champion
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Glued to my desk.
Posts: 3,742
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LMFAO!! Those great.
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Interior - Pioneer DVD Head Unit. Sylvania Silverstar headlights. Lextech Gauge Cluster. Leatherseats.com Two Tone.
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04-16-06, 11:44 AM
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Pole Position
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: California
Posts: 242
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Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Your mom's so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application.
Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test.
Your Mom's so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
You Mom's so greasy, she pops her zits with vise grips.
Your Mom's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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04-16-06, 12:25 PM
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Lead Lap
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: GRAND RAPIDS, MI
Posts: 660
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by XxSC400xX
Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Your mom's so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application.
Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test.
Your Mom's so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
You Mom's so greasy, she pops her zits with vise grips.
Your Mom's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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04-16-06, 01:22 PM
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Lexus Champion
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,676
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It wasn't one the momma jokes but when the dude threw out the deoderant stick and told that girl she dropped her chapstick  I was ROTFLMAO! Funniest line on the show yet
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04-16-06, 01:35 PM
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Driver School Candidate
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: NC
Posts: 39
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Yo momma's teeth so yellow that when she smiles all the Lexus's slow down.
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04-16-06, 01:36 PM
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Lexus Diva
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: City of Angels
Posts: 6,853
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Your momma so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phone book.
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04-16-06, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: new jersey
Posts: 14,615
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Yo Mamma is like a hockey player, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
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