Russian Reviewer Makes LX570 Look Even Better
Have you ever watched one of those car review videos and wondered how the host got the job in the first place? This LX570 review is not one of those videos. It’s pretty obvious why this gorgeous blonde got the job: she’s wearing driving gloves! Only serious automotive experts wear driving gloves, right?
Regardless of the many presumable reasons why she got the gig, I, for one, am certainly happy that she did. I mean, sure, I can’t understand a thing the Russian (presumably) hostess is saying, but I already agree with her. Just look at the sincerity in her eyes.
It’s an 11-minute video, which might seem long for a car review, especially considering I really have no clue what she’s jabbering on about. Yet somehow, I don’t get bored at all. Of course, I could read the subtitles, but that would be hard to do when I’m so busy staring at her sincere eyes.
To be honest with you, I did read some of the subtitles, and believe me, this pro journalist knows what she’s talking about, or at least she has writers that do. Either way, there’s much enthusiasm about the LX 570, even if the translation is a bit rough, like when she supposedly says, “big brutal male body-on-frame frame SUV, where as a rule sits behind the wheel not ordinary person.” Man, that’s good stuff.
Perhaps the greatest part of this review, though, is the way our hostess inexplicably shows up to her review car by riding in on a Russian (presumably) Segway. But not just any Segway, mind you, no, hers has a fiery hot, fire-engine red paint job. This pro shows up ready to review!
